Just turn on some Eric Clapton and all will be well. #Cocaine 
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The multiple choice questions convinced me!
Will you follow the laws and regulations of Slowjamastan?
- Absolutely. I have read and understood all Slowjamastan laws and regulations.
- No, I’m a horrible human who drives slow in the passing lane.
- Wait, you have laws?
I promise to (must check all)
- Show allegiance to the Sultan
- Never play “mumble rap” inside the borders of Slowjamastan
- Always eat string cheese the correct way (pull the strings, never bite the stick)
- Throw away the box after I’ve take the last donut / piece of pizza
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Can’t call it a rivalry game if it’s played in October right?
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Works well for me.
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So I did post it in here on purpose because no matter how anyone tries to spin it, this schedule is a joke. The Big 12 is nowhere near a power conference, just as there is no “P4”.
I am however appreciative that the B12 hasn’t tried to perpetuate the ‘rivalry’ that some would otherwise like to re-create. Glass half full on that one.
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Dave Pasch doing the Arizona-Houston game in Tuscon, they showed a special chair Bill Walton used to use, typical Walton hippie kind of design.
At the half, Dave: “Back to the Studio”
Reese Davis in the studio: “Thanks, Dave. It IS Dave, right?”… in a perfect Walton impersonation.
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The scary part of this is, nobody knows if this is satire or real.
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You got that right !
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I’m surprised they don’t sell “Glow Bait” for fishing.
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