Northerner Accused of Terrorizing London by Walking Around and Saying Hello
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It reminds me of an old Army saying about getting married.
“If the Army wanted you to be married, they would’ve requisitioned you a wife.”
The Special Forces twist was.
“Never get married, just find a woman you hate and buy her a house.”
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We’re all getting older, even B&B. But that doesn’t mean we have to grow up!
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Best Rodney, ever! Wow!
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Rat-a-tat-tat, maching gun style. A joke every what, 10 seconds? I needed a good laugh today.
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Rodney " My wife and I decided to quit smoking, we said we would only have a smoke after sex, Ive been on the same pack since 1975. My wife is up to two packs a day"
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“I grew up in a tough neighborhood. The guys on my HS football team would go after the other team’s QB…then they’d go after his family!”
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“My wife likes to talk during sex. The other day she called me from a motel”
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“I was walking in a crosswalk and a car hit me. I said to the driver ‘what are you, blind’ and he said 'I hit you didn’t I”
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Have not heard or thought of this tune for decades, but for some reason it came to mind this afternoon. Enjoy…
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I sang that song as a part of the Senior sendoff assembly when I graduated from high school.
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The larch.
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No it isn’t!
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This curmudgeon wears bib overalls doing yardwork. It keeps his pants above the water line and avoids mooning the neighborhood.
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Yeah, all those old guys trying to wear newer tighter fitting jeans either:
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are so heavy their butt is pouring out of the top, or
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they have no glutes left and the butt is showing over the constantly drooping jeans.
Either way, it is an eyesore!
I’ll let you all guess which category I fall into, and what I’ll be doing tomorrow after thinking about this 
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“$45B found in Nigerian man’s flat. He’d spent decades trying to give it away, but nobody would take it”.
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