I thought you were referring to the North Endzone for a minute.
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“Many Christmases ago I went to the store to buy a doll for my son. There was only one and as I reached for it, so did another man. As I rained blows upon his head, I thought ‘there has to be a better way’. Out of that, a new holiday was born. A festivus for the rest of us!” - Frank Constanza
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“Not the feats of strength… oh…”, George Costanza.
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“Until you pin me George, Festivus is not over!”, Frank Costanza
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“I think you can take him Georgie”, Estelle Costanza.
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Today’s Christmas Picture of the Day
The Three Wise Guys huddled around a fire drinking Crazy 8 while Santa hustles donations.
Enjoy
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I had a lot of spam during Army exercises, usually at breakfast with green scrambled eggs. The Spam was green too. 
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I just saw this. It’s both hysterically funny and also poignantly sad.
Women matter. 19 days to XMas.
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Would you eat them in a box? Would you eat them with a fox?
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Ate them with coyotes, rattlesnakes, and packrats.
For those who may not have it on their phones already, “What the Forecast” can be very entertaining.
Today’s forecast from WTF
“It’s mild days like today where you can sit back and fantasize about your coworkers. I’m going to hell.”
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This was an outake from a comical moment during the Kennedy Awards last night. DL “teaching” JG only playing one chord. I think it was a priceless dig at JF at the time, because he was famously disparaging of the Dead over the years.
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Happy Festivus, fellow Festivians!!!
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Time to air our grievances around the Festivus Pole !
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**…and let me tell you why…**
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That’s the “Pet Peeves” thread!
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