And watch old reruns of the Mickey Mouse Club, and Tubby with his five o’clock shadow.
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A few years ago I was home sick, a good one - fever, chugging Dayquil, I had exactly zero stress about work, it’s good to be zoned out every once in awhile.
Channel surfing, found a reality TV show about some blokes in Australia who were on the crocodile relocation squad, moving those prehistoric beasts elsewhere when ranchers or others complained about crocs eating sheep, or whatever.
It was one of the best afternoons I’ve had in decades!
“Looks like we’re gonna have to call in the helicopter for this one!”
Me: “I don’t give a damn if Microsoft’s latest update to SQL server is causing problems… this is AWESOME!!!”
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“Kid Rock’s in a lip sync contest with himself!”
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“My wife Marta speaks of sensuality. She wouldn’t know sensuality if it bit her in the ■■■” - Jack Handey
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“When you come into the league and suddenly have all this money and fame, it’s easy to get carried away, whether it’s spending too much or partying too much or agreeing to appear in a poorly written movie where you play a streetwise rapping genie who lives in a boom box”
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Boy, do I hate to see that scene in the dressing room where a player gets up with tears in his eyes and says, ”We’ll get ’em next year.’ ‘Damn it,’ I think, ‘why didn’t we get them this year? Don’t worry about the next one. Next year may come and we may all be dead.
-John McKay
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He’s appeared in a lot of really BAD movies. I do not celebrate his entire catalog.
He was decent in “Blue Chips” though. Perhaps he should have stopped there!
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“Waxing around front” – Steve Carrell in “The 40-Year Old Virgin” comes to mind.
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“To me, boxing is like a ballet… except there’s no music and the dancers are trying to hit each other”
-Jack Handey
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“You can’t have everything. Where would you put it?”
Steven Wright
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