… or half a minibar. 
This is unintentional American Monty Python genius. (I can’t believe I hadn’t seen this one before).
The Exploding Whale: An infamous moment in Oregon history creates a strangely beloved icon
I could see Eric Idle strolling on the beach reporting on this. !
…And a shameless plug for Utah, the dynamite they used came from the old Hercules plant in WVC.
“Think you used enough dynamite there Butch?” 
That makes two of us. I’ll even pay the $8 for shipping. If these people up there in Oregon take 3 weeks to get the hat into a box and setup for shipping, I won’t judge.
Harmless, amuzing idiocy is something we all need to savor, these days.
Remember when people were actually offended by Beavis & Butthead glorifying stupidity?
We need to go back to that, then maybe we can work on phasing in some culture and sophisticated thinking and idolizing accomplishment, like we all looked up to Neil Armstrong.
It’s like having a 5-point plan to get your car un-stuck. Because right now the car is REALLY down there in the ditch.
Whale blubber could be added to the menu for the coliseum along with Wolf Nipple Chips, Larks Tongue, Ocelot spleen etc
Don’t forget jaguar’s earlobes.
How did I forget that ?
As commercials go, this one is well done.
Especially at the end, the Bob Vance character - he of Bob Vance Refrigeration - shows up to save the day by burning a door on the fortress front of the business.
Creed: “Light 'em up, Bobby! My man!”
Not pictured: vax deniers pushing at the front of the truck.
If you know, you know…
Delayed reactions from THC gummies are REAL!
Oh, and don’t believe the story of the “2 Hour High” like it used to be in the 1980’s. Was “Feelin’ No Pain” for almost a day. That never happened in the 80’s either.
#SnooganRedux
Next time, Sir Greg, you need to get some Cheech and Chong queued up.