Beavis and Butthead impressively adapt to some new-age ASMR:
To her credit, the young ASMR coach has a follow-up that is well played:
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So have I. I thought that woman’s story was sweet.
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I showed my 12-year-old twins the “Cornholio” bit once. None of us stopped laughing for next next couple hours.
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From the land of the “weird sh!t that shows up in dreams”…
All you pilots out there have definitely heard of, and some may have had to deal with, the “Mile High Club.” Well the dream was I was stuck in a seat near a plane’s lavatory and was trying to get some shut eye because I was on a long flight. Needless to say some young couple decides to sneak into the lavatory to “join the club.” Before they sneak it, the man takes a can of whipped topping and writes on the wall next to the door “Please bring lots of Champagne. I can do this sh!t all day. Knock to deliver.” They then enter and close the door.
Well, I’m pissed off and decide some revenge for the noise is in order. I get up and do some creative editing to the note. “Please bring lots of Champagne. I can ■■■■ all day. Knock to deliver.” Needless to say, no champagne is delivered, and everyone who sees the note is completely horrified by the idea someone dropping that much trow. When they emerge later looking for their celebratory drinks they ordered, but were never delivered, the plane erupts in disgust over what they thought was happening in the can. The young lady, who hasn’t emerged is crushed that everyone is hating on them for their liaison, and won’t leave the lavatory, thus leaving the young man to face the music alone.
My wife said I was laughing profusely before I woke up.
I’m going to hell.
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I’ll save you a spot.
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Save me a seat as well.
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Humor from The Far Side…
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I have to say the Coldplay Canoodlers have provided for some of the most creative and hilarious memes I have ever witnessed.
https://imgur.com/gallery/theyre-trying-to-distract-you-from-this-lovely-couple-LRXUH51#/t/coldplay
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I have that shirt.
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Explain to me how gopher and vole sounder stakes are supposed to make raccoons get out of your yard. I get using deer whistle and such to do the job, but ground sounders?
My wife got the gopher stakes thinking they would work for raccoons because we have been having a raccoon convention in our backyard for the last several weeks. They sound, lights stakes to deter animals from getting into the backyard, but most also scare away the birds, and she wants the birds.
My life is an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, looking for something that makes sense.
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We’ve got the stakes too. My wife thinks that they keep the underground critters away. I’m not convinced. I’d be less convinced of the more above ground critters staying away. However, our 2 doxies love to keep squirrels, rabbits, and opossums away when given a chance. FWIW those 2 have killed rabbits and a neighbors chicken.
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getting my oil changed and I hear the guy say, “dont sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things.”
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The Far Side never disappoints.
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