Here’s your original, still very funny.
One of my favorite Gary Larson cartoons.
Romeo & Juliet had Bill Shakespeare… we have B&B to offer a 21st century take from Jr. HS boys on the tender topic of young love.
Beavis channels Rodney Dangerfield, Butthead commends him: “You’re in rare form today, Beavis”
I had to keep my laughing down. Mrs CCU is working, and on the phone.
If my age keeps increasing (for which I’m hoping) but my attitude keeps decreasing (which I’m attempting to avoid), I’m going to eventually need one of those sweatshirts.
I was there for one of those after 2020. Though the week in the hospital in 2022 physically did more to get me there, dealing with all the peoples’ crazy about the pandemic got the attitude there real fast.
Before you order that, you need to get yourself a pair of bib overalls.
The modern curmudgeon does not do bib overalls (unless living in the sticks ). They wear dad jeans and dad slacks from Costco.
Watching the Manning Cast on MNF, guest is Bill Belachick, who is wearing a black hoodie, of course.
He looks like a Supreme Court justice.
Peyton is trying to crack jokes, Eli is saying exactly nothing, Belachick looks like William Rehnquist and has a sense of humor to match.
Hope they have Snoop on speed dial!
Later in the Manning Cast, they had Archie on as a guest. He’s getting up there, but still has some moxy.
Peyton: “When I was born I weighed 12 lbs. When Eli was born he was only 10 lbs. Did you guys think there was something wrong with him?”
Archie: “We left him in there a couple of days, but then the doctor said they weighed him after he was circumcised”
Got his sons rolling.
You’re just saying that to make me feel self-conscious.