The last few days have been like when a new kid comes to school, talks halfway normally for a short time, then starts in with crazy dire stuff… that results in the school principal making a call to the psychologist.
“Hmmmm… sounds like something is going on in the home”
For hardcore BYU fans who live and die with however the Cougars are doing, they should be ecstatic, they’re moving up, but the reality is far more complex and worrisome.
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They so desperately want to somehow match and pass the Utes, but the reality of their potential to excel in the new league is dismal in numerous ways… and now it’s really starting to sink in, the closer it gets.
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Even the scholar Dick Harmon is talking about the new western islands of the B12 and B1G facing serious amounts of travel, (Still not quite understanding exactly how jet lag works, he throws in the travel distance from Seattle to Tucson for comparison, unaware of the circadian rhythm aspect that makes eastbound travel - such as that the Cougs are facing - the worst part of the travel situation).
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Latest BYU hero / B12 commissioner Yormark is talking about wanting all four time zones, compounding the anxiety, for thoughtful Y fans. Fresno appears to be a target, along with Boise, trapping the Cougs in their past. (BYU has a history of running away from situations that have gone sour, Fresno and Boise would keep the smell around, this time.)
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BYU’s Basketball team’s ability to help lessen the impact has evaporated in spectacular fashion, with Pope sounding more and more like a Jr HS coach in explaining, praising players, basically everything. One big continuous cringe.
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In the background of all this is Bill Walton talking about truck stops…an undeniable point.
I got a taste of all this at lunch this week with a group of colleagues, one of whom it turns out is a big time BYU fan, who could not stop talking about how the Utes are soooo screwed… but realizing he was at lunch with Ute fans quickly pivoted to the target of his rage really being the PAC-12, who spurned BYU in the 90s.
“Especially Stanford and Berkeley! I hope they have to get rid of sports! They’re religious bigots, just like Nauvoo and Governor Boggs!”
It was really quite the outburst, especially considering all the connections our work has with those schools… so we changed the subject to EVs, or something.
More broadly, I would expect this acting out to continue, probably go in a different direction when the PAC media deal finally happens. In the next few years the Utes to the PAC will be a recurrent theme, as they rack up head scratcher losses, and the difficulty of their situation contrasts with our reasonable amount of success. (This might be the worst part of their angst - we’re doing well in the conference that was really their rightful place.)
For now, any hint of issues with the PAC is cause for the army of neurotic Cougar fans to come out of the woodwork… the expanded playoffs as a major change to the CFB landscape not withstanding, of course.
And another thing! Her fancy Mercedes has a big scratch in it! She’s not who everyone thinks!!!”
Sheesh.