NBA Finals

I expect all you folks complaining about big market bias in sports to check into the finals. Because nobody wins with OKC and Indy as markets for ratings.

That said, Thunder (SuperSonics) in 5.

So…the ā€œTornado Alleyā€ series.

Yes, it is good to see two of the smaller market teams squaring off for the big prize. If Indy is going to win it, they need to bring home their lucky charm - Reggie Miller, for the series. That said, OKC is simply built too deep to be denied.

OKC in Six.

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As long is it isn’t the Lakers or Celtics…

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Oklahoma defiantly denies the rumor that tornado alley has drifted east!

Why Tornado Alley is shifting east and what it means - Fast Company

When I lived in OKC in the 80s I thought it was bizarre how many tornado warnings there were, and how indifferent people were about then, in general. Localized terror, otherwise ā€œmehā€.

Another thing about OKC back then were the televangelists, including one preacher who was healing people’s pets… on TV!! (Early days of cable TV)

ā€œYour cat no ā€˜Fluffy’ longer has leukemia. Remember to donate as you leaveā€.

The people were very kind, though.

Go Sonics!

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Lets get a ring for our guy Branden Carlson!

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Oral Roberts University and it’s prayer tower come to mind

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This early cable TV landscape that hosted this all-religion, all-day channel included a much longer, much more aggressive version of Oral Roberts. Everyone saw him nationwide for 30 minutes every Sunday, but back home the unleashed Oral Roberts was guilt-tripping his flock about the 60 story tower that apparently ran out of money after framing and then finishing something like 5 stories.

"If everyone who hears the word of God through me would contribute $1500 we can finish this City of Faith Tower to serve His purposes", or words to that effect. ($1500 in the early 80s was probably about $5000 today. The man was truly inspired, IMO.)

It looks like it never actually was finished as the vision Roberts had, but the building was finished. In a cruel twist of irony, in the 90s it was the home of Commercial Financial Services, a debt collection agency with 4000 employees that itself filed for bankruptcy in 1998.

CityPlex Towers - Wikipedia

In a 21st century twist, there’s an IT guy at the U who came to the US to play college hoops… at Oral Roberts University, then came to Utah and found his wife. Cool guy, he played in a European 18U league with Luka Doncic who was 16 years old.

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As I recall if he didn’t get the ā€œdonationsā€ god was going to call him home.

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Roberts told a television audience unless he raised $8 million by March, God would ā€œcall him homeā€ (a euphemism for death).[[(CityPlex Towers - Wikipedia)

Put THAT on your credit rating, sinners!

I’ve seen a fair number of TV preachers, but I kind of had a soft spot for Oral Roberts - he seemed like he had some Evel Knievel in him. I wouldn’t have been surprised if he did a broadcast on top of that tower with a rattlesnake in each hand.

Much more entertaining than the 700 Club for wasting time, for example. Pat Robertson had all the charm of a canker. Jim & Tammy Faye Bakker could hold your attention for a minute, though. Her makeup alone…

Gary Shandling: ā€œI’ve got a new girlfriend, we’re still getting to know each other. Some of you may know her. OK, let me come clean… I’m dating Tammy Faye Bakkerā€ā€¦ (in his deadpan delivery).

Or the T-shirts with color splashed all over the front: ā€œI ran into Tammy Faye at the mallā€

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LOLOLOLOLOL!!!

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Tell that to my town. We had one destroy half the city in DECEMBER a couple of years ago. We had tornado warnings every month in 2024. I’m considering moving because of it as soon as the kid gets through college.

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It’s no joke and seems like it’s getting worse, especially in the SE. An uncle now has a $250,000 deductible on his home owners insurance in Orlando because of the extreme weather threat.

Makes you wonder if institutions like ā€œfarmsā€ will evolve away from fixed property and instead become more like arrangements to follow wherever the conditions are best for that year. Or maybe fortress green houses?

Maybe we’ll all be mobile, in RVs that can hug the ground like a mushroom.

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We won’t need to worry about tornado warnings anymore given the cutbacks in NOAA and NWS.

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Tornadoes…Hurricanes…Flooding Thunderstorms…those threats are all overrated!!!

Said no one who actually ever experienced any of them.

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Gone through all 3 of those since we moved here. I’ll take a blizzard any day over a tornado.

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Someone said ā€œyeah but your from LA and Earthquakes are worse.ā€ Had to break it to him it’s the fires not the earthquakes.

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There’s always a Sharpie lying around when you need an arbitrary emergency weather forecast.

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I read this while walking around NYC and looked up and Jason Chaffetz was in my way to the Cuban Spot I was trying to get to for Brunch. I would have asked him why he never kept 45 accountable for his actions but I am sure he would call me a paid protester.

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I hope you at least ā€œaccidentallyā€ spilled your drink on him. Preferably hot coffee?

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Meanwhile, related to the title of this thread, Pacers continued to show any lead isn’t safe against them as they overcame another large deficit and won last night in the last half second.

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