“Why can’t the army tell time like everybody else? It’s okay until noon and then they start all the hundred hours stuff”
Henry Blake
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You can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish. - REO Speedwagon
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“Dude, you forgot the first rule of dope dealing - never take a check!!!”
Cheech Marin in Cheech and Chong’s Nice Dreams
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“I used to think the worst thing in life was to end up all alone. It’s not. The worst thing in life is to end up with people that make you feel all alone.”
-Robin Williams
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“Never have so many suffered so much so that so few could be so happy.”
Frank Burns
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“Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops!”
Cary Grant from Arsenic and Old Lace
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I had almost completely forgotten about that film.
" Do you ever feel that the world is a tuxedo and you’re a pair of brown shoes?"
George Gobel
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" Like a midget at a urinal, I had to keep on my toes "
Frank Drebin
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“Everyone says love hurts, but that is not true. Loneliness hurts, rejection hurts. Losing someone hurts. Envy hurts. Everyone gets these things confused with love, but in reality love is the only thing in this world that covers up all the pain and makes someone feel wonderful again. Love is the only thing in this world that does not hurt.”
-Liam Neeson
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“We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that death will tremble to take us.”
“You have to die a few times before you can really live.”
-Bukowski
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The hardest of all is learning to be a well of affection, and not a fountain; to show them we love them not when we feel like it, but when they do.
–Nan Fairbrother
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“I have never been hurt by what I have not said.”
-Calvin Coolidge
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“Power corrupts, and absolute power corrupts absolutely.” - Lord Acton
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“What’s another word for thesaurus?”
Roget
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“When something is none of your business the truth is irrelevant.”
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Excellent quote.
“I cried because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet.”–Helen Keller
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“I want my two dollars!!!” - Johnny Gasparini (Better Off Dead)
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“It was as useless to fight against the interpretations of ignorance as to whip the fog.”
George Eliot, Middlemarch
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