Some people just can’t manage drunken philosophy. In Florida…
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I so needed this hilarity today.
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A+ for the actual headline. Chef’s kiss.
Florida Man Shooter Egged On In Chicken Dispute
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Surprising to see this create a stir or make the news.. in fact, I thought Winn-Dixie parking lots had designated areas for this.
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We had it all…in Key Largo
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By the time the go to The Bad Place, Floridians are the grand masters of bad behavior. 
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Perfection 
Incidentally I’m pretty sure this song was playing in the vehicle during their parking lot sex party.
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Hard to tell which one is the female. The one on the left looks like Paul Reubens mug shot !
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Sorry but 
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For more than 40 years, I had managed to completely wipe that song from my memory.
Congratulations, you put it back in my head, AND did so with enough humour, that I’m happy to accept it. 
If I ever hear this song again, I’ll remember your post, the photos of those three refined/chic Winn Dixie shoppers, and enjoy a nice chuckle.
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Here’s the kicker though. While most HOA’s will crucify you for having a planter box that’s an inch too tall, this one had apparently said “meh” to verifiable public nude sex acts with appliances. 
“The investigating deputy canvassed the area on Almaton Loop and spoke with other residents that provided statements of similar behavior by the suspect,” the release continues. “The incidents were reported to the HOA in December. Blink video was provided to the deputy of similar incidents of the suspect appearing partially clothed or nude…”
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Wow! The HOA couldn’t take the time to call the cops. So, repeat performances ensued…and were on video.
Nevermind the neighbors could’ve call the police.
Add it to the list of reasons why people from Florida never go to “The Good Place.”
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I’ve never felt so badly for a household appliance
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Well, Utah does have Florida beat in rape per capita statistics. USU also did a study in 2022 that ranked Utah #9.
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When I saw the headline, I was instantly reminded of an obscure reference from the1985 film Teen Wolf.
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The only thing that surprises me is that there are any charges at all related to the loaded firearm, given that it’s in Florida.
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Hey! I was going to post this…
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