Uhhh… I don’t think the “I saw the anti-Christ” excuse is your best legal strategy, buddy.
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Maybe he was near Mara-Lago…
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I thought people only did that in movies with Arnold Schwarzenegger
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…or in a TV series with Aaaarnold.
#FUBAR
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As per usual, some of the details within the news write-ups are hilarious. I was not familiar with the term “jail purse”. But… it totally makes sense 
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I wasn’t either, and while I am now and will forever have the “education” necessary to understand the term, I’m not sure it was worth it.
I worked in and commuted to Florida, from Utah, regularly for 10+ years before retiring, and as a result typically pay a lot of attention to this thread. But there have been far too many of these bizarre educational experiences for me in this thread recently. I may have to simply stop reading it.
Thanks, however, for posting 
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I’m just glad we don’t have a similar thread for Utah…yet.
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We’re better at hiding stuff.
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Utah’s crazy is so incessant you don’t notice it.
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We have better jail purses.
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We have huge jail purses up on Capitol Hill.
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And in DC.
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In Florida? Among a jury of your peers? It actually might be.
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