Because.. Florida

Driver suffers ‘injuries to his private area’

“Head On”…LMAO

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That’s got to be a real blow to him.

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It’s gotta suck.

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Well that bites.

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One underappreciated detail here is the local news screenshot showing the injured party lying by the side of the road with pants around ankles while the responding officers look on.

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Reminds me of Something About Mary…We’ve got a bleeder!!!

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That’s a hummer of an issue

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…but what about her case of whiplash??? :wink:

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“…at least mine wasn’t bitten off in the back seat of a Buick…”.

Roberta Muldoon, The World According to Garp.

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Needs to file a claim for damaged package?

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