That’s got to be a real blow to him.
It’s gotta suck.
Well that bites.
One underappreciated detail here is the local news screenshot showing the injured party lying by the side of the road with pants around ankles while the responding officers look on.
Reminds me of Something About Mary…We’ve got a bleeder!!!
That’s a hummer of an issue
…but what about her case of whiplash???
“…at least mine wasn’t bitten off in the back seat of a Buick…”.
Roberta Muldoon, The World According to Garp.
Needs to file a claim for damaged package?