Because.. Florida

Driver suffers ‘injuries to his private area’

“Head On”…LMAO

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That’s got to be a real blow to him.

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It’s gotta suck.

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Well that bites.

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One underappreciated detail here is the local news screenshot showing the injured party lying by the side of the road with pants around ankles while the responding officers look on.

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Reminds me of Something About Mary…We’ve got a bleeder!!!

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That’s a hummer of an issue

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…but what about her case of whiplash??? :wink:

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“…at least mine wasn’t bitten off in the back seat of a Buick…”.

Roberta Muldoon, The World According to Garp.

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Needs to file a claim for damaged package?

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Given our next opponent, I guess this might as well be an ‘All Things Florida’ thread. It’s always good to get to know your opponents’ culture. Mad respect.

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Florida and Arizona were recently mentioned in a political context (where, I do not recall at the moment), in which Arizona was referred to as “…a dry crazy…”. I mentioned that comment to my sister who lives in Arizona and got a great laugh.

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The states on the Southern border are just crazy…just in different ways.

Ok, we’re all crazy - just ask Alice Cooper. :wink:

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The most perplexing thing to me about the second story is that it did not take place in Florida.

Excerpt from the article:

A 2-ounce can of “fresh floral” scented ExtraCare Feminine Deodorant spray was also recovered, officials said. The product promises “all day freshness control” and includes ingredients such as butane and propane.

I thought that was a joke, but sure enough Butane and Propane are the top two ingredients. I have no idea whether those are included in the product to enhance the aerosol capabilities, or as a part of the deodorizing function, but I hope no one is smoking in the vicinity during application.

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As a man, I honestly think that it’s so much harder to be woman, and we should celebrate women while honoring their lived experiences.

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Yeah I’m guessing they are used as propellants. Oddball underlying story to begin with, and strange write-up.

That seems reasonable, I think I recall someone showing me how flammable most aerosols are several decades ago.

I could not agree more, my post was a intended as a swipe at what often turns out to be completely unexpected ingredients in so many products.

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Using the word Virginia after the first part of the sentence seems wrong, at least for those scanning the headlines quickly.

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