Because.. Florida

I’ll see your drunken mayor, and raise you mine. He lives a few doors down from me. He’s currently suspended from office (thankfully).

He has a very serious illness of alcoholism. Hopefully he’s in treatment. I haven’t seen him in months. His family has been keeping a very low profile. I suspect they may be in the process of moving away from here.

Read the article, but this originally started on election night 2018. He blamed our own PD of racism and targeting him specifically iirc. He was drunk. The latest included a firearm and a suspended license.

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Ogden seems pretty quiet.

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Doesn’t Ogden of some sort of run of the mill ticket quota system? Whether they call it that or not doesn’t matter.

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All I know is, if it were the old me…Ogden would be in competition with Florida.

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How soon until the Florida coastal towns are uninsurable? 2-3, 5 years?

Next hurricane centered to hit Tampa/St. Petersburg/Clearwater area Wednesday night.

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I am surprised none of these people that are in known flooding areas haven’t signed up for the National Flood Insurance Program. The Feds (FEMA) a long time ago made it a mandate that communities had to develop a flood ordinance and join NFIP.

That said, I don’t believe private P&C is going to want to touch insuring these places anymore. Short answer, their profitability desires can’t afford the risk.

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I’m not sure what the issue is. This all just means more beachfront property will be available (according to some very, very stupid people).

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Florida beach property is already not insurable. Your tax dollars make up the difference. Congrats.

I take that back- your tax dollars would make up the difference if the country were solvent. The money that the feds print on your behalf (debasing any savings you may have) makes up the difference.

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Sounds like any regular old birthday celebration… how is this news??

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This mugshot might be fun.

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The “E” stands for “Embezzlement”, didn’t you know?

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The details in the story are fantastic. Chef’s kiss.

I grabbed his right arm while giving the verbal instruction, ‘Chuck E, come with me Chuck E,’” the report stated. “[The suspect] immediately started tensing up locking both of his arms forward in front of his chest and attempted to pull away from my grip on his right arm.”

Cruz noted that the mouse was placed “into double locked handcuffs and escorted to my marked patrol car,” according to the doc.

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215 lbs ? Then I was a stunt double for Bruce Lee

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LIttle known fact - in Australia, Chuck E. Cheese is known as “Charles E. Cheese” because in the land down under “chuck” is widely used slang for vomit.

Chuck E. Cheese is also where Book of Zelph author / revelator Josh Anderson was employed as a young adult when he was inspired to write the classic, or as he puts it:

“I was persecuted at Chuck E. Cheese on trumped up charges like ‘chronic tardiness’”.

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Welp I guess that’s one approach to populatuon control.

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So I guess “Stupid” is an infectious disease.

“Daddy, why don’t we visit Grammy and Pappy anymore?”

“Because the last time we visited they came down with a case of COVID syndrome because you and your brother are carriers, but we don’t have to worry about brother anymore because he died of Polio.”

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Honestly, my aging parents are now 7 months a year in FL and I think I’ll just continue to visit them when they are in NM during the summer. My dad voted for this, but at least he got all the vaccines before.

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I’m surprised Utah didn’t get at the front of the queue on this issue.

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Shhh don’t give the legislature more idiotic ideas. No need to encourage them to compete with Alabama and Florida on more regressive things.

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Hey, they were first on banning flouride.

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