Zach Wilson and the cougars

They kind of look like every other chick on Lower Broadway in Nashville wearing a hat like this on Bachelorette party weekend.

Guess, it’s just not my type.

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Brilliant and poetic.
Bravo!

https://twitter.com/nyjmike/status/1546576016449077248?s=21&t=XjxhUJ2zLO3UN4bI39GwUA

I get why Zach’s mom is not a fan of social media these days, and I truly don’t mean to make light of what must be a tough situation for her and the Wilson family, and everyone involved.

But this has unleashed some pretty funny (if crude) content, especially from the NYC crowd.

At the end of the day, really, it’s nowhere close to being a horrible offense, and nobody will care when the NFL season is underway.

It can always be worse. Always. Imagine being the dad of the first human who mated with a Neanderthal, probably a teenage boy. “You did what!?!?!” as the Neanderthal girl is moving her stuff into their cave.

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What’s wrong with a little Neanderthal nookie? I’ve got Neanderthal DNA in me so…

Some of the stuff in the @UTEBC link is quite funny.

That said I can’t imagine family life at the Wilson house right now. I can say that I’m glad that I don’t live near them.

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Depends how you define log I suppose.

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Thanks !

Call me a hater all you want, but I’ve always said I’d take a solid 7 over a 10 any day of the week. Less baggage, and in the words of one wise man “they do more stuff.” Then, I’m getting to a weird point in life where a little sag helps get the motor running.

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Wait, do BYU fans actually think Zach Wilson is an active member of their church?

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I think the answer is yes. I could be wrong, but that is my guess.

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:face_with_monocle:

So was Jim McMahon I suppose.

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…and Steve Sarkisian. :wink:

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Is this Zach Wilson story real? Any documented reports? It seems so incredible to me.

Are you asking if there is a tape? Lol

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He has never denied it. Neither has Seattle Ute (tic)

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His ex-girlfriend is the one making the allegation. So maybe true, maybe the imagination of a woman scorned.

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So, Flacco will win the hand of the fair maid?

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You mean matron.

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