“Father, something terrible is happening and I have to talk to you about it.” Source: Getty.
A man goes to Confession to talk to his priest. “Father, something terrible is happening and I have to talk to you about it.”
The priest asks: “What’s wrong?”
The man replies: “My wife is poisoning me.”
The priest, very surprised by this, asks: “How can that be?”
The man then pleads: “I’m telling you, I’m certain she’s poisoning me. What should I do?”
“Tell you what,” the priest offers. “Give me her name and let me talk to her. I’ll see what I can find out and I’ll let you know.”
A week later the priest calls the man and says: “I spoke to your wife. I spoke to her on the phone for three hours. You want my advice?”
The man says yes, and the priest replies: “Take the poison!”