Not to “complain” too much, but

First it was COVID-19…

Then it was and earthquake…

Now a raccoon in the water tank.

Welcome to Magna…We invented the Apocalypse!!!

Oh, and I “named” the damned dead rodent “Rocket” after the character in “Guardians of the Galaxy.”

To commemorate this inauspicious event, I ordered a Rocket Raccoon action figure for my desk.

It will be delivered on Sunday. #AmazonIsCrack