If you ever dreamed of capturing a polar bear, there is a fine method

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First: run to the local store and buy a can or two of sweet green peas.

Chop a hole in the ice.

Spread the peas around the edge of the hole in the ice.

When the bear come to take a pea; kick him in the ice hole.

You can thank me later.

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“Be sure to tip the piano players for extra sets. He is here all week.”

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I once told that joke to a co-worker. He replied, “what if the bear turns around before you kick him?”

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Then you run like hell, duh?

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I know a really fun kid who told that joke at his LDS mission farewell. Anyone else and it might have flopped but with him it was hilarious.