Apparently I am going to jail, but I need to call them back to confirm my information.
Yeah…rrriiiggghhhttt.
I got contacted by the FBI yesterday.
Apparently they are gonna charge me with a crime if I didn’t call them back immediately and confirm my personal information.
I don’t know, but I’m pretty sure if the FBI wanted to charge me they’d be getting my personal information in person…
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The IRS was supposed to arrest me a couple of years ago. Maybe they couldn’t find my address which was printed on my tax return.
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I got a call from the local “EBay” facility the other day and the Indian-sounding man at the other end told me he was from, “Medicare verification.” I said the call said he was from EBay, added a few crude remarks about what he could do to himself, and hung up. I regret not having dicked with him for awhile.
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I once did this:
Caller: Well sir, I just wanted to,
Me: Ma’am.
Caller: Sir?
Me: I’m not a sir, I’m a ma’am.
Caller: (Hangs up)
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I signed up to get some miracle water by this amazing spiritual man on TV, Peter Popoff.
It was free! 
(Ok, maybe not)
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I stopped answering my phone. But not from the wife, she would get mad.
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I get these from time to time. Every time I get these calls I ask for the case number and AUSA information. They usually hang up afterward.
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