“There is too much overlap between the dumbest tourists and smartest bears to design an effective bear-proof trash can”- Yosemite Park Ranger.
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“When life knocks you down, roll over and look at the stars.” -Unknown
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“Sometimes when I close my eyes I can’t see.”
-Unknown
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“I’m a Marine, we’re the best”
Marine hospitalized at the 4077th
“I’m a coward, we’re the worst”
Hawkeye Pierce
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“Never let it be said I didn’t do the least I could do.” - Hawkeye Pierce
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“I think we’re all Bozos on this bus.”
Fire Sign Theater
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I’ve never been good at contractions, but it’s what it’s.- unknown
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“We don’t want to go back to tomorrow, we want to move forward.”
Dan Quayle
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“I always think that the best way to know God is to love many things.”
-Vincent Van Gogh
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“I can sympathize with people’s pains but not with their pleasures. There is something curiously boring about somebody else’s happiness.” - Aldous Huxley
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“Dave’s not here”-Cheech and Chong
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“Hey Lardass” - Cheech and Chong
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Praise be to ye, sir
Classic schtick
Groucho: (referring to a pretty woman) This is my aunt
Chico: I wish I had an aunt that looked like that.
Groucho: Well, take it up with your uncle.
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Said by our company CEO, (but probably attributable to someone prior to that) in reference to the comparison of companies. I also like to quote it when talking to my kids as they scroll through social media.
“Things are never as bad as they seem from the inside, and are never as good as they look from the outside”
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“There is a space between man’s imagination and man’s attainment that may only be traversed by his longing.”
-Khalil Gibran
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“The most common way people give up their power is by thinking they don’t have any.”
Alice Walker
“Success is getting what you want; happiness is wanting what you get.”
“Happiness is good health and a bad memory.”
Ingrid Bergman
“You either walk inside your story and own it or you stand outside your story and hustle for your worthiness.”
—Brene Brown
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