A non sequitur epiphany question…

While doing the deep cleaning of the living room to prepare for the holidays, have you ever moved moved the furniture and found a hair and dust bunny so large you considered beating it before sweeping it up to make sure it didn’t attack you?

Asking for a friend.

Epiphany isn’t until January. Move the furniture back and worry about it next month. It will have either birthed thousands more or left.