Well written and funny.
Remarkably well-written. I liked this gem:
“There have been 24 quarters of home defense played this season at Rice-Eccles, 18 of them quarter shutouts, and six guests have combined for 36 points and zero fun.”
I liked (paraphrasing here) "He fumbled, as would you have…
That averages less than a touchdown. Some could argue weak schedule, but you dont get dominating results like this unless its legit.