Utah made Mario quit

Mario to Miami

Oh darn.

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Sitake to Oregon. :joy:

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That would be epic.

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What cracks me up is all the chatter about Oregon baiting Chip Kelly back there. I think the evidence is that Chip no longer has the mojo if he couldn’t do it that well at UCLA.

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If I am Oregon, I am calling Oxford, Mississippi and bringing the Lane Train back to the Pac 12.

Edit: or Dave Aranda. Those two would be home runs and easily a better hire than Riley.

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I’ve read recently that Kiffin was looking for an out of Ole Miss due to his QB going to NFL. Perhaps I misread something, but it wouldn’t be surprising to me.

Not if he gets Arch Manning.

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Chip 2.0, like U$C, has more 4 and 5 star talent in a 50-mile radius of the school than exists in the entirety of all the states surrounding California…and he still couldn’t win the South.

He’s not going back to Eugene. Sitake to Oregon would be the most poetic justice move ever to TDS. Maybe they could get Roscoe back. :joy::joy::joy::joy::joy:

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Unless he gets Arch Manning. He really has Ole Miss rolling and he rejuvenated Alabama’s offense.

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Roscoe back in Provo would be funny. I just don’t think he’s that stupid. I did listen to his Zoom presser about quitting UVA. He still does his Roscoe speak.

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Given his age and other factors, my guess is he is prepping to head out on an LDS Mission with his wife.

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Wouldn’t he be perfect running one of the church ranches, like the big one in Florida? He would love that. And get away from football - seemed like he is tired after 31 years of doing his thing in the coaching world.

I could see Sitake going to Oregon, then byu checking in with Niumatalolo. They did not have a good year and they reached out when they hired Sitake. Otherwise, it might be Grimes (edit: nm, I guess he’s not LDS which I think they want the HC to be).

But sorry, off track. Mario to FL - word is he was talking to Miami back in Nov. And their OC got the Akron HC job. Guess they didn’t do their best job at Oregon the last couple weeks …

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Are you saying they didn’t wanna be there? That excuse is weak and lame in any given year.

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Anybody heard an update on his sick mother in Miami? I hope she is doing well.

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She may be helping Urban’s boy learn how to play ball.

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She’s playing catch with Urban’s son.

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Probably best he go back to Miami to care for her, family first. I hope he can pick up some work somewhere though.

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Mario Cristobal will be forever remembered for bringing a football National Championship to Oregon.

………oh, wait.

FTFO!

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Is Jeff Grimes LDS? I didn’t think he was.