Utah Football 2025

[Kosh]

@77ute

Gameday is coming this Saturday. Ugh! I don’t like this.

OH ■■■■. NOT AGAIN.

Grandma Sandy tries Pepsi and Mentos Experiment 🤣

[330ute]

@Greginslc

DAMNIT!!! Every damned time these assclowns show up at our game they put the voodoo on us!

We need something to break the curse. Something…anything. Maybe Whitt dropping and atomic knee drop on McAfee. Maybe a body slam. Maybe we get McAfee to drink Jobu’s rum thereby shifting the voodoo onto their Gameday show, and away from us.

Short of paying someone to somehow get them lost and unable to find our campus, I got nothing.

I could fly them to the wrong airport!

[SkinyUte]

Whelp, that just sealed the deal for Cincinnati. Utah is 1-6 with the production shows in town.

[ExquisUte]

The important part is → 1 ← and 6. There was a win somewhere in there!

[77ute]

Utah beat BYU in 2004 and Cal in 2015 with Gameday in town.

[UTEopia]

@SkinyUte

Interesting stat I saw today. Utah is 2-8 in their last 10 games decided by one score.

Is that toughness? Coaching? Conditioning? Bad luck? Skill issue? All of the above?

I don’t know where you saw that stat. I went back and looked at 2023 and 2024 records. In 2023 Utah 4-2; 2024 Utah 1-4; 2025 0-1. Makes it 5-7 in the past 3 years.

[AbsoluteUte]

@330ute

I could fly them to the wrong airport!

Somewhere in north, North Dakota…

[SkinyUte]

@UTEopia

I don’t know where you saw that stat. I went back and looked at 2023 and 2024 records. In 2023 Utah 4-2; 2024 Utah 1-4; 2025 0-1. Makes it 5-7 in the past 3 years.

Just went back through the schedule, here’s the last 10 one score games. Seems to be 2-8 to me.

• BYU 24 - Utah 21 L
• Iowa State 31 - Utah 28 L
• BYU 22 - Utah 21 L
• Houston 17 - Utah 14 L
• TCU 13 - Utah 7 L
• ASU 27 - Utah 19 L
• Utah 22 - Ok St 19 W
• Northwestern 14 - Utah 7 L
• Utah 23 - Colorado 17 W
• Washington 35 - Utah 28 L

[Kosh]

@SkinyUte

Whelp, that just sealed the deal for Cincinnati. Utah is 1-6 with the production shows in town.

Inaccurate

[EUte]

@Kosh

Inaccurate

We’re 2-3 in Gameday games specifically. I think the bigger issue is that there have been some bad losses.

[77ute]

Humiliating losses to TCU and Oregon, and a tough loss to Washington in 2016.

[SkinyUte]

We’ve only had Big Noon Kickoff once, right? So that would put us at 2-4 with the production shows. Thanks for the correction.

Still not a great track record, especially with some really ugly losses.

[Carolina_Cycling_Ute]

@77ute

Gameday is coming this Saturday. Ugh! I don’t like this.

Damn, couldn’t they go somewhere else? They’re bad juju.

[330ute]

@AbsoluteUte

Somewhere in north, North Dakota…

I’m thinking more international, so there is no way they could get back in time. Sydney, Tokyo, Paris, Seoul, Shanghai or Tierra Del Feugo

[AbsoluteUte]

I respect your knowledge and discipline.

[Kosh]

@EUte

We’re 2-3 in Gameday games specifically. I think the bigger issue is that there have been some bad losses.

OH TRUST ME. I still bear the scars of the TCU one, as I was IN THE STADIUM for most of it.

Thank god my prescience kicked in immediately upon waking up for tailgating on the Tech game, and I knew not to go anywhere up there. LOL

[Greginslc]

We can send this guy to the Gameday Show.

[Carolina_Cycling_Ute]

@330ute

I’m thinking more international, so there is no way they could get back in time. Sydney, Tokyo, Paris, Seoul, Shanghai or Tierra Del Feugo

Tierra del Fuego seems like a nice place to leave them, forever.

[Kosh]

It might be a long way away, but it’s not actually that hard to get back from Tierra del Fuego. There are a couple of notable cities there one for each country. I think we need to use some place like Pitcairn Island, which is one of the more isolated places on the planet and there’s not convenient flights back at any point. The premiums have to take a boat there.

[Carolina_Cycling_Ute]

Kosh, that whoosh sound you hear is the joke going over your head.