Our country has lost its mind.
its nice to see they’ve expanded their takeout menu from COVID, flu or food-poisoning to include a concussion and broken ribs
So another reason for not going out to eat…Aggravated Assault in the buffet line.
“Nobody could heat nobody”
Is that possible?
My view is if you are eating at a buffet you are looking for a fight anyway. Either there in the restaurant or on the toilet that night.
I like to walk in the Golden Corral because the crowd there makes me feel slim.
You cut in the steak line when there’s not enough steak? You get cut buddy. That them there breaks the Corral code. What happens at GC stays in your fat stores forever.
When you’re ordering a steak at Golden Corral, does it really matter how they cook it?
Burnt to a crisp takes longer than bloody as hell.
Take that back!!!
The big question…can you still see the whip marks in the steak?
Further proof that people who like steaks well done are horrible.
A certain former president* liked his steaks well done. With Ketchup.
Yeah, horrible isn’t a strong enough word here.
Does Golden Corral offer a discount if you don’t throw a punch at their fine dining establishments?
To be fair, it is “all you can eat.” If you run out of food you better expect these hands.