On this day, 194 years ago, Newbomb Turk was born

And much like Covid, he keeps mutating so a vaccine can’t keep up with him.

Happy Birthday my friend, I hope you have a great day.

It’s true. I was born in 1827. The only reason I’m alive now is that I have refused every vaccine.


A recreation of Turk’s last doctors visit:

I definitely have Three Stooges Syndrome.

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I wish I had been born even earlier so I could have voted against that SOB Andrew Jackson.